The Signs and Genres of Fiction

  • Aries: Adventure
  • Taurus: Realistic Fiction
  • Gemini: Satire
  • Cancer: Tragedy
  • Leo: Drama
  • Virgo: Mystery
  • Libra: Romance
  • Scorpio: Suspense/Thriller
  • Sagittarius: Comedy
  • Capricorn: Historical Fiction
  • Aquarius: Science Fiction
  • Pisces: Fantasy

hellastydia:

I love how the teen wolf fandom can all agree on one thing

Sciles

Wether you love it as an otp or a brotp you know it’s perfect

lovingmagcon2:

You better fucking reblog this guys

lovingmagcon2:

You better fucking reblog this guys

The World’s Most Wonderful Bookstores!

thepersonificationofperfection:

Poplar Kid’s Republic

Beijing

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Livraria Lello

Porto, Portugal

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Shakespeare & Co. Antiquarian Books

Paris

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El Péndulo

Mexico City

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Selexyz Bookstore

Maastricht, Holland

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Cook and Book

Brussels, Belgium

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El Ateneo Grand Splendid

Buenos Aires, Argentina

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Ler Devagar

Lisbon, Portugal

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shavingryansprivates:

is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

it’s a banana?

why do you have a banana in your pocket

the 2 types of parents when it comes to letting kids stay home from school

  • parent 1 : oh you don't want to go to school today? aww it's ok honey you can stay at home if you want :)
  • parent 2 : unless u got blood coming out of ur ears u goin 2 school

well-then-my-dear-captain:

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK DOES MOVIE GINNY HAVE TO FUCKING ASK HER BROTHERS WHO KRUM IS AT THE WORLD CUP

THE GIRL IS A QUIDDITCH ACE WHO GOES ON TO PLAY FOR THE HOLYHEAD HARPIES AND BECOME A QUIDDITCH REPORTER

BESIDES WHICH SHE LIVES WITH RON WHO HAS A MASSIVE MAN CRUSH ON KRUM

THERE IS NOT A CHANCE IN HELL GINNY WEASLEY DOESN’T KNOW WHO KRUM IS

but yeah sure let’s have the girls ask dumb questions that were Harry’s lines in the book whatever

phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?

stylesxhealy:

stylesxhealy:

THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE THINKING THAT THEY’D RATHER BE DEAD THAN GO TO SCHOOL

eleven thousand people can relate to this post. that’s not okay. 

saintallison:

I am the hero of this story, don’t need to be saved

nonverbalwizardry:

I took my PSAT today and the last question was correctly placing a sentence that was something like this: “Fans of J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series much understand that not every detail from the book will be carried into the movie adaptation.”  into a passage. 

And I kept thinking about this:

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me during the PSAT

track-is-our-life:

writing: simultaneously at the same time ok psat writers go home you’re drunk

reading: yung sensai is life

math: why do I care how much candy the second graders sold

  • Teacher reading testing rules: You may not talk about the questions in person, over email, etc etc
  • Tumblr: bOYS WE'RE GONNA FUCK US A CANYON
My anaconda don’t want none unless you SEE the Grand Canyon
Garcia Lopez de Cardena to all the ignorant Bostonian tourists (via castielwinchesetr)